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Awards:
OK, I got so pissy about Breaking Dawn, I decided to start reading and reviewing other YA fiction on my LJ for fun.



Proud winner of the bellacookies Christmas/New Years Challenge 2007 for Listen Closely and You'll Figure It Out and You Frustrate and Amaze Me. Yay!

My Twilight fanfics on LJ so you can read them in order:

Fluff Fics (short, funny fanfics):
Listen Closely and You'll Figure It Out Rating: G written for bellacookies, winner of the Christmas Challenge 2007. Edward's Christmas surprise for Bella takes a little bit of guessing.
You Frustrate and Amaze Me Rating: G. written for bellacookies, winner of the New Years Challenge 2007, sequel to Listen Closely and You'll Figure It Out. Edward violated the no spending money on Christmas presents rule, so Bella gets her come uppance on New Year's Eve.
The Scottish Play Curse Rating: PG/PG-13. Alice, Jasper, Edward and Bella help backstage on a production of Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella for Forks High School. What can possibly go wrong?
What it takes to be Homecoming Queen Rating: PG Winter Homecoming at Forks High School has a Homecoming Queen election. Guess who gets elected Homecoming Princess?
Pillow Fight! Rating: PG sequel to Homecoming Queen. Bella and Edward have a little post-Homecoming party at the Cullen house. Emmett gets a little competitive.
You Can Look but You Better Not Touch Rating: PG-13/R Pre Wedding, Post Eclipse, title from the classic song Poison Ivy.Bella gets poison ivy. Emmett acts the fool. Hiliarity ensues. I'm evil to Jasper in this one. X-D


Drabbles (extremely short fanfics):
Tan My Hide Rating: G Post Twilight. Emmett has some deep thoughts referring to his childhood he must express. Thanks to apresmoi for inspiration.

Fanfiction (more serious stuff):
What Charlie Knew Rating: PG/PG-13 Charlie dies. Bella must deal. And the Cullens keep some secrets of their own for Bella's own good. Spoilers; post Eclipse, pre Breaking Dawn.
Put in Motion Rating: PG-13/RThe Cullens take Bella to Denali so that she can be turned into a vampire a way that won't break the treaty with the Quileutes. Post Wedding, pre Bella-turning. I'm evil to Edward in this one. Written for to_our_meadow's January 2008 "resolutions" challenge.
Climbing Trees Rating: PGPost Wedding, post-Bella turning. Bella has been turned, and the Cullens must go to Denali, but not before Carlisle, Edward and Alice take her on her first hunt. Sequel to Put in Motion.

The Journal Entry Rating: Part I is PG, but Part II is PG-13 Contains drug references and some heavy making-out, but this is Edward and Bella in her bed, at night on V-Day. What do you expect? I wrote this for the Valentine's Day challenge at bellacookies. It basically picks up after the Tyler Crowley van accident when Bella got out of the hospital. I know, per the lexicon, the accident happened in January, but I changed it so it happened the day before Valentine's Day. The second part takes place one year later to the date. edwardscupcake helped me with beta reading. She's so great :D
Part I II

AU/Human (more serious stuff, NC-17/M, multichaptered):

Hearts Burst Into Fire
Hearts Burst Into Fire Rating: NC-17/MA/U Human- James/Bella, Edward/Bella, Emmett/Rosalie, Alice/Jasper, Angela/Jacob are drifting in & out of each other's lives, until they find each other. Is it written in the stars or will "doing the right thing" keep them apart? Domestic Violence, dark themes.

A Walk Through Hell

A Walk Through Hell Rating: NC-17/MA/U Human. Bella is happily married to Mike Newton and expecting her first child. She's got a great life, a good job and good friends. What can possibly go wrong? Canon couples, except Jake/Angie, Mike/Bella.
Shampoo Horns Rating: T/PGA/U Human Fluff- Pure Fluff. Edward baby-sits Jeannie by himself for the first time, and she gets pretty dirty and he has to give her a bath. Between Chapters 33 & 34 of A Walk Through Hell.


The Memory Will Never Die

The Memory WIll Never Die Rating: NC-17/M AU/Human. Bella and Edward separated in college, and the aftermath has left Bella very distant and angry. When she has a stroke and get expressive aphasia, she can't hide behind her intellect anymore. She must deal with her past. Canon couples, except Jacob/Angela


Blackbird Fly

Blackbird Fly Rating: NC-17/M AU/Human. Bella is an adult living in Seattle. She has a seemingly perfect life- but she's hiding a darker secret that could kill her. Edward/Bella, canon couples, except Jacob/Angela. Lemons and child abuse. Dark themes presented.
The Night that Prom was Over Rating: PG-13/T AU/Human. Blackbird Fly Universe prequel. Alice and Bella intend to enact revenge when Bella's intended prom date doesn't come through as planned. CarlislexEsme only canon couples. T for sexual innuendo and language.
Announcements Rating: PG-13/T AU/Human. Bella's first photography show is tonight- and she and Edward have to keep a secret- a good secret. If you haven't read Blackbird Fly, you won't get this one.
Welcome to the World Baby Girl Rating: PG-13/T AU/Human. Edward and Bella have had a successful pregnancy. I thought I’d tell a story from everybody’s POV when their first baby is born. Canon couples, except JxA
Robot Lincoln Rating: Soft R for Nudity AU/Human. The Swan/Masen family goes to Disney World for an adventure. E/B fluff, rated M for one somewhat lemony scene.

About me:

I'm that twenty-something nerd that's gotten into a YA novel craze. Yes, it's true.

I'm not that interesting. Really. I'm not. I don't think so, anymore. That's why my fanfics are first on my info page. They're more interesting than I am. I'm a pretty bad LJ friend, honestly. I got for months without making updates, and when I do, they're extremely opinionated and piss people off. I may have been interesting a few years ago, when I was in my destructive, depressed emo/dominatrix phase (hence, the name), but now, I'm straight edge, I've ironed out a lot of my dangerous behaviors, and I'm contemplating starting a family and settling down and being normal. If you can't tell from some of my posts and fanfics, I used to be a train wreck a few years ago, but I've been through a few shrinks and gotten my shit together. For now.

I am a Twilight fan but not a fan of Stephenie Meyer. I can't put up with all her ego-driven drama bullshit. I think it's got a lot of potential for fanfic and I love the fanart. I've recently forayed into fanfiction in the Twilight universe, it's been a bit scary, but kinda fun. Fangirlism can be bad for you. I'm very private, but I do like to edit. I do have another LJ page, but I am keeping my fangirl self separated. It's difficult, I'd like for my regular writing friends to see what I do, but since this is fan-oriented, I can't. Feel free to contact me if you're interested in proofreading and editing, but be prepared for it.

My friending policy is this: if you find that I've friended you, don't freak out. I just find you interesting and I want to keep up with your public entries. It's up to you if you want to friend me back. I won't be offended if you don't add me back, just don't send me a rude note, please. If I've friended you and you post with little to do with Twilight, I'll probably unfriend you. Don't take it personally if I don't talk to you often. I'm just trying to keep this journal strictly Twilight-only.

I mainly do fluff fic and ship Edward/Bella, although I am not an Edward fan!whore. They're fictional characters, people. There's no reason to yell and fight over who's better. It's call respect for other people's opinions, kids.

I do like Jacob Black as a character, but I prefer to let Stephenie Meyer write him because I don't want to spoil him, just yet. I might write fanfics with him in it- later, but not just yet. Right now, I'm focusing on fluff fanfics with just Edward/Bella as if Edward never left in New Moon. Jacob is a deep character, his relationship with Bella isn't so light, so I can't really write him into fluff fics right now.

Rosalie Hale rocks my socks. I think Stephenie Meyer isn't giving her as much attention as she should. I don't think Rosalie is as shallow as SM claims she is, just because she's beautiful. I can't pick on Nikki Reed, who's been cast as Rosalie, because I've been in her situation- people gossiping about me behind my back because I'm not pretty enough to be the character I was cast in. When I saw somebody say that they wanted to see her raped in the movie of Eclipse, I shivered, and then was outraged. Only a pervert truly wishes to see a woman get raped just because she's not pleasing to the eye. I completely support Nikki Reed as Rosalie. I refuse to make fun of how she looks. She is my Rosalie.

I used to hate Mike Newton, but now, I like him. He's the guy that everybody overlooks, but deserves to be loved. I identified with him at certain phases of my life.

Thanks to a suggestion and a mysterious comment from Stephenie Meyer, I am a rabid Jacob/Angela shipper. I will absolutely burn my copies of the Twilight series in protest if Jacob doesn't imprint on Angela at least by the end of Breaking Dawn. There's been talk of Jacob imprinting on somebody close to Bella, and I think it'll be Angela Weber. It better be. I will write an angry hate letter campaign to SM if that doesn't happen.

I prefer to hang out in adult-oriented communities because they generally have older writers in them, that are more mature, who can act more mature and write better with more mature story lines with better grammar and punctuation and won't engage in idiotic fangirl flamewars. I hate people that flame. I also hate people who call Jacob Black a rapist. What Jake did wasn't considered a "rape" by any measures, so don't refer to it as that. I worked for my University's Housing Department, and I saw plenty of girls after they were raped. Rape is an act of violence, not an act of lust. Most of the fanfics I see with Jacob as a rapist are Jacob getting so overcome with lust that he attacks Bella. He's a protector. Please. No way. He'd never do that. Only kids and immature people have a view of rape like that. I'm an adult, so I'm more comfortable around other grown-up people. People who don't act like adults aren't good around me.

Feel free to note me or leave feedback on my fan fics. I love reviews!


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